Chuck Norris is a Mongol

So my History teacher's name is Mr. Norris. He like the Mongols. Hence the title.

Anyways, my friends and I call him Chuck but I don't think he's ever heard us call him that before. But I walked by him today and said "Hey Chuck!" and he kind of smiled and waved but then realized what I called him and I watched as his face fell into a mixture of confusion and "Gurl, you did NOT just call me dat."

~R

MOOzik and WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!

So my band is doing a winter concert and I'm part of percussion. I though that I would be out of town for the concert (or really I said that just to get out of actually doing anything) and now, they've "found out" I will be in town and have assigned me parts. Let's see, I have three (technically four) pieces.

1. Patapan (I play bells for this one)

these bells not

these bells.

2. Serengetti Dreams (or spaghetti dreams)
I play really any mallet instrument for this one. We haven't decided yet but I'm pretty sure I'm going on vibes for this one.

3. Deck the Halls
I play Marimba (my favorite) for this one.

So this isn't really a big deal except for the concert is on Saturday and they have yet to give me the music for it!!!!! I don' sound terrible (we did some run throughs yesterday) but I don't particularly sound fine either... IDK we'll have to see....

Also, for the fourth song, there isn't any percussion that plays in it so the band director is making us sing. TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS SONGS!!! So... this kind of goes against my religion....

The one upside is that, if we don't know the words, the director said we could fake it and sing "watermelon" instead. The entire time we were rehearsing, I didn't hear one verse sung correctly. It was more like

"Hark the Herald angel sings WATERMELON, WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watermelon, watermelon watermelon watermelon!!!!!!"

What was even funnier was the fact that the percussion instructor was singing with us and he was belting our "WATERMELON!!!" louder than the rest of percussion combined. I couldn't sing half the time because I was laughing at him.

It was kind of fun though.

~R

My Texts/ I'm A Nerd pt. 2

Me: I ATE THE F***ING COMPUTER O MY F***ING GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER IT!!!!!!! I hate it when the computer is better at games than me!!!!!

Friend: SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE?!?!?

Me: No, what game do you cuss at?

Friend: WoW U?

Me: Chess.

I swear though. It checked me in 3 moves with A PAWN!!! I'M ON THE EASIEST IT GOES, TOO!!!!!

#nerdproblems #artificialintelligenceSUCKSASS

Friend: Did you yell YOU MACHINE!! yet?

Me: No, but I did shout I CAN KILL U C? and quit it.
~R

Sherlock // Creepy Guy At Work

So I've shared this video before but I felt like it needs more credit instead of one fifth a whole post. Here ya go!!! YOU BETTER LOVE IT!!!!!

It really is hilarious, trust me.
~R

My Ya He

This is one of the best videos in the world!!! I absolutely love the art and how you can kind of tell what the video is about despite the fact that it's in another language. BTW, would anyone care to tell me what language it is???
~R